Darvin A to Z

A - Age: 28

B - Bed size: Queen

C - Chore you hate: Cleaning drow blood off my short-swords

D - Dad's Name: -

E - Essential start your day item: Coffee

F - Favorite movie line: "I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

G - Gold or Silver: Gold

H - Height: Six-two

I - Instruments you play(ed): Keyboard

J - Job title: Database Extraordinaire

K - Kid(s): Yes

L - Living arrangements: I live in a fantasy world.

M - Mom's name: -

N - Nicknames: None printable on a G rated blog.

O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: (nil)

P - Pet peeve: clutter

Q - Quotes you like: "I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's work, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!'" - Howard Beagle (Network 1974)

R - Right or left handed: Left

S - Siblings: Ugh... yes.

T - Time you wake up: When i need to get to work

U - Umbrella...do you have one?: Yes

V - Vegetable you dislike: Broccoli

W - Ways you run late: getting out the door with a baby is hard

X - X-rays you've had: teeth

Y - Yummy food you make: Burritos and other TexMex Favorites

Z - Zodiac: Gemini

Currently Listening To: MF Doom - Fig Leaf Bi-Carbonate